"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." Phyllis Diller

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas A. Edison

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis

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He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
- Saki

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks

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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
- Christopher Lasch

"Pair up in threes." Joe DiMaggio

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There are never enough I Love You's. Lenny Bruce

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary

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"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much." Donald H. Rumsfeld

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Milton Berle

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" Milton Berle

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"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause." Jack Benny

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"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either." - Dick Cavett

"If life gives you limes, make margaritas." - Jimmy Buffett

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas A. Edison

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." Joey Adams

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"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives." - Marlon Brando and Me

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." Jack Benny

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"Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood." - Louise Beal

"Health food makes me sick." Calvin Trillin

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"The smaller the mind the greater the conceit." - Aesop

"If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms." Mike Ditka

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"Only the mediocre are always at their best." Jean Giraudoux

"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them." Rita Rudner

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