"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality." Carl Sagan

"A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country."
Don Marquis

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"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something ..., reach for your wallet, because you're being had." - Michael Crichton

"I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle." Alfred Hitchcock

"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends." - Herbert Hoover